Frank Zappa

“You can’t always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.”

- Frank Zappa

Can’t say I’ve taken my time to understand the guy but I think I should – one day. Come to think of it, perhaps he isn’t to be understood at all. Might be best that way. Anyway, the song “Honey, Don’t You Want A Man Like Me?” is funky, funny and feels good. A good story, too..

Noel on Jackson

The brilliant Noel Gallagher on Michael Jackson’s BRIT Awards performance in 1996:

“For Michael Jackson to come over to this country after what’s all gone on – and I think we all know what I’m talking about here – to dress in a white robe, right, thinking he’s the Messiah – I mean who does he think he is? Me?”